Clam...LMFAO...That lion looks really pissed off.
Wouldn't you be pissed off with just kingdom melodies droning on for the next 1000 yrs!
Dr Jekyll
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Slap Uncle Bruce Here ~ Weak Poll #1
by unclebruce ing'day rude people,
some of you are just now learning what long-suffering older posters have known all along i can be very annoying!
my rising paranoia tells me enemies are setting up all around ... golf keeps whacking me with his #12 iron, the elders keep threatening to take me to the backroom, and even the mild mannered caveman comes out to kick me in the go-nuts
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feelings on leaving
by beezknees ini'm new here glad to have found a place where people have been thru the same things, i'v been inactive 4 over a year now and after much research realise i have 2 totally break free from this organisation, i was brought up in the religion and am now 30 married to a witness (also inactive at the mo) my dad was an elder until my sister disgraced the family by leaving the jws but he still goes to meetings my mum is hit and miss but won't hav a word said against the 'truth'.
so heres my probs, telling my parents ..i know i'm 30 but its kinda hard i know what i will get mislead by the devil.. apostate..condemned my kids 2 death etc..my husband isn't too keen on the research either saying its apostate material., although it has made him think.
and my 2 lovely little boys age 9 and 7 what do i tell them??
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Dr Jekyll
i have been having really bad dreams about armageddon and the demons etc..and feelings of being panicky/fearful, part of me thinks what if i am going crazy or being mislead
What you have to do is to start tearing down these beliefs to do that you need to start at the foundations.
The Governing body have told so many lies to back up their claim that they are the faithful and discrete slave, lying about the fall of Jerusalem, the "qualifications" of their people who translated the new world translation, lying over the blood issue, lying about their involvement with the UN and lying about owning stocks and shares in companies that make weapons and cigarettes. Who's the father of the Lie?
Did you know that the person who started the Jw's was a convicted conman who went around selling what he called "Miracle Wheat" to farmers that was suppose to be blessed by god... it turned out to be just normal wheat. Russell was a lying cheating conman and as Jesus once said, you don't get good fruit from a bad vine.
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Slap Uncle Bruce Here ~ Weak Poll #1
by unclebruce ing'day rude people,
some of you are just now learning what long-suffering older posters have known all along i can be very annoying!
my rising paranoia tells me enemies are setting up all around ... golf keeps whacking me with his #12 iron, the elders keep threatening to take me to the backroom, and even the mild mannered caveman comes out to kick me in the go-nuts
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Dr Jekyll
Awwwwww we love you BUT MOSES HATES YOU and he wants to put an Echidna down your pants and hit it with a cricket bat !
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What would you vote for the world to lose?
by John Doe inokay, no silly mushy crap like hate, violence, stupefying religious dogma, or child hunger, i want a real vote.
i vote for canadian proctologists.
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Dr Jekyll
Precocious little girls that go to stage school where they learn to be "cute"
Child beauty pageants
And anyone who tries to tell you how to live *your* life because *their* invisible, unheard God says that's the way it should be.
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Did You Lead A "Double Life"?
by minimus ini believe jehovah's witnesses are trained to learn how to live a double life.
we were trained to use subterfuge with teachers, the law, doctors and the courts.
we were trained in "theocratic strategy" .
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Dr Jekyll
Ehhh...
lol
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Getting married in the kingdom hall ( ..."have you had sex?")
by slimboyfat in.
we plan to get married in the kh in the autumn.
will the elders quiz us as to whether we have had sex beforehand?.
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Dr Jekyll
Repeat after me, "There is no improper relationship."
Ehh what about with Goats ? lol
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If Jesus did not forgive a repenting satan, would He be a hypocrite?
by DavidChristopher inhe commanded us to forgive anyone who sins agianst us.
" like our current gb?
is the gb authorized to answer this question?
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Dr Jekyll
Ehhhhh wrong religion mate.
Actually its not down to Jesus to forgive anyone, Jehovah's the only one that does the forgiving around here in dub land.
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JW jokes
by IP_SEC inhow do we know sisters wont be able to drink wine in the new system?.
you cant put new wine into old bags.
your turn
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Dr Jekyll
Whats pink round and hairy and hangs off of sisters ears...
Ip-sec's balls when they catch him
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Getting married in the kingdom hall ( ..."have you had sex?")
by slimboyfat in.
we plan to get married in the kh in the autumn.
will the elders quiz us as to whether we have had sex beforehand?.
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Dr Jekyll
I had a real fight with the desire to go out and commit fornication, I fell away when I was 15 and my mum had stopped going so I was under no pressure to behave so I went out and did what all the other 15 yr olds were doing. My freedom lasted only two years though before I got caught and dragged back to the meetings. In that time I had picked up some naughty habits and giving them up was damned hard but I did it.
I look back now and think about how f*cking stupid I was.
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Getting married in the kingdom hall ( ..."have you had sex?")
by slimboyfat in.
we plan to get married in the kh in the autumn.
will the elders quiz us as to whether we have had sex beforehand?.
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Dr Jekyll
I thought it was becoming a bit werid that so many weddings were'nt at the kingdom hall but not suprised how many had not been able to keep their fingers to themselves.
Basta*d dubs having all the fun while I got none because I was stupid and believed